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While it’s true that a lot of music contains sexual innuendo, you’re pretty much alone in thinking that Beethoven’s Fifth has an undeniable copulatory rhythm.You’ve always believed that you’ve left your lovers happy, satisfied, and thinking fondly of you, but their plaintive oinking and squealing would seem to suggest otherwise.
Juggling three young children isn’t easy for any mother, but then, that’s why you start with tennis balls and bowling pins first.Turns out it’s not your relationship with your father that’s been eating you up inside, but rather a three-foot-long parasite lodged directly below your kidney.Due to the high incidence of hijinx, tomfoolery, and puns, you’ll finally decide to stop answering doors during knock-knock jokes.
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TooFab's Week In Celebrity Photos: September 29 - October 5Jwan Yosef, Ricky Martin, Matteo Martin and Valentino Martin attend the 23rd Annual Human Rights Campaign National Dinner at the Washington Convention Center on September 28, 2019 in Washington, DC.
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