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You will soon make a comfortable living exploiting other people’s deep-seated anxieties and crippling social fears.When all is said and done, only you can make yourself feel bad. But that won’t keep everyone else from trying.Your desire to join the winning team will take you in a strange new direction when you decide to fight on the side of lung cancer.Buy yourself some extremely long bed sheets. You’ll be making an escape rope out of them very soon.
You’re not the kind of person who constantly goes around saying the sky is falling, making you ill-equipped to cope with the events of this Thursday.Doctors caution that you cause extreme negative reactions—including rashes, vomiting, and hysteria—in women who may become pregnant.Sometimes success is just showing; not as often as being the son of the company president, but sometimes.
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