Fauci: Yes, I’ve seen the cartoon drawings of me with a six-pack, and it’s flattering, obviously. I bought some for friends. It’s fun. I show them off at parties. I put them on my business card. It makes me laugh, you know? I put them up on my walls. I smile when I see them.
The Onion: What goes into planning a pandemic?
Fauci: Yes, but I can’t name them outright without risking them finding out. I’ll just say, if I were in middle management at one of Ohio’s quarry excavation equipment rental companies, I’d pay very close attention to what I’m eating for lunch over the next few years.The Onion: When will the next pandemic hit?The Onion: What type of P.P.E. will be needed for this one?Fauci: Everyone will need oven mitts and a chef’s hat to ward off infection.
Fauci: What makes you think I was vaccinated? Seriously, I don’t what’s in those needles, and neither do you.The Onion: After what you’ve learned from Covid, is there anything you’d like to do differently in the next pandemic?The Onion: After what you’ve learned from Covid, is there anything you’d like to do differently in the next pandemic?
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