SexDiaries: 11 a.m. Wake up the next morning not remembering much, and not recognizing the ceiling I’m staring at. I realize I’m naked, dread looking over at whomever I’m next to, and see that it’s Single Hot Dad from Hinge
Photo-Illustration: James Gallagher This week, a woman who meets a terrible single dad, gets a hot new co-worker, and starts feeling hopeful about a paramedic she hasn’t met yet: 31, single, Long Island.9 a.m. My Monday is everyone else’s Friday, sort of. I’m a chef, so I work weekends. Between that and COVID putting everyone’s life on hold, dating has been difficult this year.
11:45 p.m. It’s almost midnight, and the party’s winding down. The little sister begs me to go to the bar with her; she’s dying to get her first legal drink in a local pub. I reluctantly oblige because I’m an old lady, but I am also extremely trashed and on the borderline of blacking out, so convincing me isn’t that difficult.
3:30 a.m. I don’t have any memory of walking into the house, but next thing I know, I’m thrust down on the bed and my clothes are nowhere to be seen. I realize I’m way too drunk to be doing this. Am I having some sort of adolescent relapse? What am I doing? I tell him I don’t want to have sex, and he’s a total dick about it. I turn over and pass out naked.11 a.m. Wake up the next morning not remembering much, and not recognizing the ceiling I’m staring at.
12 p.m. A six-foot-nine linebacker-looking tattooed gallon of water in the desert just walked into my kitchen. Turns out the head chef hired him, and it’s his first day. I’m showing him around, and I’m fumbling my words. I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a massive man in real life before; I think he’d make Jason Momoa look small. I feel like a Polly Pocket next to this guy.
9 p.m. I don’t like getting my hopes up, but they’re high-key soaring. I just really hope he doesn’t lose interest before I get to meet him — this damn schedule. I swear, being a chef is a major cockblock.12 p.m. Tomorrow is my date with the paramedic, but apart from a cute good-morning text, I haven’t heard from him yet.
9 p.m. He broke his foot at work. I spent the majority of the day writing off a first responder for being busy during an ongoing public-health crisis because he was in the hospital after a work accident. I really need to work on these trust issues, because now I feel like a complete psycho.
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