Some Future Barbie Dreamhouses

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Some Future Barbie Dreamhouses
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.clairegfriedman offers a glimpse into Barbie’s future Dreamhouses.

The molten lava has hardened, humans have returned to New Earth, and this season’s hottest Dreamhouse is designed to commemorate 4309 A.D.D., the year a woman was finally elected President of the United States. See, ladies, we told you the future was female. All you had to do was be patient. Our Pink House is shaped like the ancient White House that was destroyed in World War VI and includes a Presidential lectern and working mike for giving sassy emergency addresses.

This Dreamhouse is pretty much a standard-issue 2016 Malibu Dreamhouse, but since no one eats food anymore, we’ve excluded the toilet. In the smoldering holes where toy stores used to be, just in time for Xenon-3 Appreciation Day!The year is 11342, in the era of DRONE-D. The drones are now a lot more powerful and way more violent.

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