The Onion asked those who haven’t had the virus to explain how they avoided it for two years.
The most catastrophic pandemic in a generation, Covid-19 has left many millions dead and even more infected. Could those who have managed to avoid the virus provide us with clues to how we might contain such pathogens in the future?Advertisement“I shot a Covid virus with a gun and nailed it to my door as a threat to the others.
”“Covid is so disgusted by my work-from-home routine that it hasn’t dared enter my house.”“I tried so hard to get it. I went unmasked. I dined indoors. I’m not vaccinated. I went to Covid parties. I licked the wall of an ICU! I ate a bat. I broke into the CDC and drank a vile full of some liquid labeled “pandemic 2020.” So if you have any other ideas, please let me know.”
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