Goodbye dignity, hello McDonald's new gaming chair.
I thought today would be a normal, boring Monday in the office. I reply to some emails, write a news post, and check Twitter to see if anything's popping off, only to discover that the de-evolution of man has now officially begun. Our descent into apehood starts now, with the new McDonald's gaming chair—AKA: The McCrispy.
Sometimes I wonder if I’m subscribed to the right press lists. And then McDonald’s makes a gaming chair. pic.twitter.com/pzmQiy16cdNo, you've not slipped into an alternate universe where Ronald McDonald is a famous esports athlete.
It comes complete with a fries holder, two dip holders and"burger 'heat zone' to keep your McCrispy warm." Never, in my 30 years on this earth, have I felt the need to keep my McCrispy warm. Imagine all those germs, fermenting your burger for hours on end. Moreover, never have I expressed a wish for a heat-emanating gaming chair. Gaming chairs are already warm enough with us sitting in them, working up a juicy gaming sweat. NormallyThe worst part is that McDonald's is selling the seat on its grease resistant leather treatment"so no need to worry about spills and stains.
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