I feel kinda bad for laughing, but some of these are really funny.
"I used to date a woman whose dad used to terrify me. One day we decided to bust out the cuffs. Her parents were at work so it was perfect timing. She cuffed me to her bed and we cracked on. 10 minutes in we hear the front door open and my heart drops. I know it’s him, I can hear his distinctive stomping around the house."
"At this rate I’m freaking out. I’m telling her to un-cuff me while panicking, meanwhile she’s finding it funny and laughing. Then we hear him coming up the stairs, at this point she’s starting to panic. She couldn’t find the key, so she decided it’s best to meet her dad on the landing to deter him. She throws a dressing gown on and closes the door behind her. I hear them talking on the landing, saying he heard a lad talking and wondered who it was.
Meanwhile I’m still here cuffed up looking like a naked mole rat from fallout. At this point I’ve acknowledged that her dad is gonna come into her room, see me tied up there while naked. I accepted this was the end for me. Then I hear 'Well I’ve come back to grab my lunch, I’ll see you later tonight.' The relief was sensational. Mentally scarred, never used cuffs since and I’m 26 living with my current girlfriend.""Sex in a hot tub.
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