BIRMINGHAM, AL—Former D-plus student and complete fuckup Malcolm Tibbets, 28, was recently entrusted by the Transportation Security Administration with the task of searching all bags for explosive devices or other weapons that could kill passengers or cause irreparable damage at Birmingham-Shuttlesworth International Airport. “What I do is real important,” said the semiliterate, five-year Birmingham Central student, shaking a peanut brittle package next to his ear several times before replacing it in a passenger’s bag. “Got to make sure no bombs get on the planes.” According to airport sources, Tibbets, who once tried to punch his 11th-grade English teacher, was given the bag-searching job in December after TSA personnel deemed him the sharpest man on the metal detector team.
日本 最新ニュース, 日本 見出し
Similar News:他のニュース ソースから収集した、これに似たニュース記事を読むこともできます。
15 Rare Cookware Deals at Sur La Table’s Anniversary SaleNow’s an excellent time to upgrade your kitchen essentials.
続きを読む »
China's largest airport hotel opens in the new Beijing Daxing International AirportAerotel Beijing has opened, and it's China's largest in-terminal airport hotel. You'll find it in Beijing's dazzling new, high-tech Daxing International Airport.
続きを読む »
Away's New Leather Totes Are About to Become Your Go-To Bag for Travel SeasonThe new bags are a big departure for the luggage brand.
続きを読む »
Texas high schools student shot in the buttocks after an argument broke out on social mediaA group of teenagers had gathered to fight in Fort Worth after an online dispute, when one pulled out a gun and shot into the crowd.
続きを読む »
Ohio high school principal placed on leave for smacking a student in the faceVyrone Finney, of Akron East High School, admitted to striking the 15-year-old after the latter called him 'a lazy a** b****.'
続きを読む »
Tegan and Sara Forgive Their Teenage Selves in Their New Book High School
続きを読む »