Erling Haaland! Transfer! Manchester United! Liverpool! But actually none of those things!

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Transfer news about Erling Haaland and Manchester United and Liverpool that isn’t actually about Erling Haaland. Or Liverpool. Football journalism in 2022 right there...

Transfer news about Erling Haaland and Manchester United and Liverpool that isn’t actually about Erling Haaland. Or Liverpool. Football journalism in 2022 right there. Meanwhile, Thomas Tuchel issues a warning from history for Graham Potter…Beautiful mischief from the Mirror with a headline that you know is obviously wildly misleading in some way or other but that it is literally impossible to resist clicking on.

With some quotes from two years ago, of course, after Moukoko made his debut. At the time Haaland said: “I think he’s one of the biggest talents in the world right now. He’s only 16 years and one day old, and he’s playing fantastically. He has a great career ahead of him.” So he didn’t even call him the “biggest talent in the world”. Just one of the biggest talents. So even naively assuming the headline had honest intentions it doesn’t quite work. Haaland also went on to say Moukoko should stay at Dortmund, but never mind that.

Not when you can package the whole thing up under that headline and with a URL slug containing “man-utd-erling-haaland-transfer”. Click-clickety-click.And that’s not the only bit of you-know-exactly-what-you’re-doing chicanery at Mirror Towers today, with another headline catching the eye on the dayBloody hell this sounds big. Who’s he left out? Harry Maguire? Raheem Sterling? Kalvin Phillips? Whatever it is, it sounds like huge news this.Er… Wayne Rooney. From World Cup qualifying. In 2017.

We await further “shock admission” about the religious beliefs of the Pope or toilet arrangements of bears.story about how England’s World Cup players will receive a text confirming their call-up two hours before the squad is formally announced is a pretty standard something-and-nothing placeholder really.

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