Biden Touted As Modern-Day FDR After Getting Hand Job From Cousin In Upstate New York

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WASHINGTON—Applauding the commander-in-chief for channeling one of the United States’ most popular past leaders, media pundits touted President Joe Biden as a modern-day Franklin Delano Roosevelt Wednesday after he got a hand job from his cousin in upstate New York. “If you had told me during the primaries that the…

WASHINGTON—Applauding the commander-in-chief for channeling one of the United States’ most popular past leaders, media pundits touted President Joe Biden as a modern-day Franklin Delano Roosevelt Wednesday after he got a hand job from his cousin in upstate New York.

“If you had told me during the primaries that the former vice president would be taking actions that put him on par with the architect of the New Deal, I never would have believed it, but here we are,” said CNN analyst Jim Acosta, praising Biden’s bold decision to park with his fourth cousin on a hilltop in the Hudson Valley region of New York while she masturbated him to completion.

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