10 Breathtaking Photos That Perfectly Capture The Unwavering Spirit Of Scissors

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10 Breathtaking Photos That Perfectly Capture The Unwavering Spirit Of Scissors
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This incredible picture depicts the powerful scissors in all their steadfast, sharp glory.

Gaze upon these grooming scissors. Witness how nobly they accept the complexity of their task, a portrait of strength and grace, stopping at nothing to fulfill their duty to beautify the fair citizens of this nation!“Scissors” is Latin for “magic double knives.

” Truly, never was a tool more aptly named than this.For ne’er were such crafty wizardsSafety scissors, we salute you for protecting our children. Bless you. Bless you, kind scissors.Fuck! Ow, shit! Holy shit oh god that cut looks real deep. Fuck holy god think it went right through to the bone ow god damnit stupid fucking piece of—

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